Ask Lucy the Petilil
Your makeup is nasty, you have no eyebrows, your hair is a rat's nest, you look like you're homeless, and you're a total cunt. Get the fuck over yourself.
Anonymous

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

acid-lolita:

oh wow, someone seems a bit angry after I called them out. that’s so cute. awww, like, for a second there, did you think your opinion of me really mattered? Despite my low self-esteem issues, I wipe my ass with jealous hate mail like this. Bagging on someone’s appearance just makes you look like a jerk to be quite honest.

Nasty makeup? No eyebrows? My hair is a rat’s nest? I look homeless? A total cunt?

Nah bitch, I’m flawless. 

Now please, go to the store and buy yourself a personality. Oh, and while you’re there, go buy a mirror because I think your nasty insults were intended to be directed towards you. ♥ 

Have a nice day now~!

This, Anon, is what you get for stepping on the wrong side of my beautiful lioness. Didn’t see the claws comin’, huh.

Now, if you don’t mind, it’s my turn…

Just to reiterate those beautiful words from my girlfriend there, FUCK YOU. How dare you send such putrid shit to my girl, how fucking dare you. When you hit that send button, did you feel good about yourself? Hm? Because you just lost all dignity when you did that my friend. I suspect these were words of jealousy, because you aren’t as aesthetically gifted as the flawless, sass-cannon of a girl you just exposed to your bullshit. Or maybe this was because of that anon I replied to earlier on? About me not caring if other people are jealous of me and Tay? Well if that’s so, you just lost all chance of ever, ever havin’ any kinda respect from me. You could’ve at least been up front about it, but instead you sent it to my girlfriend. How charming of you, you little worm. You messed with the wrong motherfucking girl today sunshine. And unluckily for you, this girl has one hell of a protective boyfriend. You say one single word of hate toward my girlfriend, and I will decimate you. I will squash you like the ignorant, small-minded ant you are.

I will not let any kinda hate mail toward Tay or me slide. You have well and truly pissed me off, anon. Now please, take your pathetic words of envy, and shove them up your shithole. Because if I ever find out who you are beneath that gray mask, I will come down on you like a meteorite.

Good day, you royal fuck-up.

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

A thing I like about having short hair: It actually looks okay when it’s unstyled!
A thing I hate about my webcam: THE QUALITY IS SHIT

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

A thing I like about having short hair: It actually looks okay when it’s unstyled!

A thing I hate about my webcam: THE QUALITY IS SHIT

Your whole blog is basically devoted to askgreaser!
Anonymous

oh shush~! cx

this used to be an rp blog but I don’t have much time to roleplay anymoreeee :v but yes I do reblog a lot of his stuff because fbhsfbsdf hes cute okay!

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

Another shot of me, taken by the photography wizard Harry Burt!

SO HOT WOW

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

Another shot of me, taken by the photography wizard Harry Burt!


SO HOT WOW

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

With my hair cut short, it seems to automatically go Yusuke style every time I put pomade in and comb it. Not that it’s a bad thing ;3

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

Just a couple shots of my ugly mug, taken by my buddy Harry. It’s been a while since we last hung out, was good to see the bastard!!


oh my god….

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

Nothin’ like a tin of fresh, brand new pomade!

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

acid-lolita:

Today ended really sweetly♡ I received a heart-shaped padlock from my tommy today and I was so overjoyed. He’s literally the sweetest man I’ve come to know and now we match~! 
When I met Tom, I fell so hard for him. Metaphorically, both of my knees have been bruised terribly by how hard I’ve fallen for him. He’s genuine, funny, caring, cool, well-rounded, fit devilish and drop dead sexy. Honestly, I don’t know what I’d do without him. His heart beats in my chest and my heart beats in his. 
♡ I love you so much, Tom. 

Ahhh…
Oh my god Tay… this is the sweetest fucking thing I’ve ever read. I’m so glad you like the necklace sweetie pie, it looks perfect on you!!
I love you baby, with all my goddamn heart ♥

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

acid-lolita:

Today ended really sweetly♡ I received a heart-shaped padlock from my tommy today and I was so overjoyed. He’s literally the sweetest man I’ve come to know and now we match~!

When I met Tom, I fell so hard for him. Metaphorically, both of my knees have been bruised terribly by how hard I’ve fallen for him. He’s genuine, funny, caring, cool, well-rounded, fit devilish and drop dead sexy. Honestly, I don’t know what I’d do without him.
His heart beats in my chest and my heart beats in his. 


♡ I love you so much, Tom. 

Ahhh…

Oh my god Tay… this is the sweetest fucking thing I’ve ever read. I’m so glad you like the necklace sweetie pie, it looks perfect on you!!

I love you baby, with all my goddamn heart 

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

All in all, today’s been a good day! Got myself a haircut, so my pomp’s lookin’ a lot sharper. And just to increase the awesomeness, I gotta boss Stray Cats tank top from my amazing girlfriend!

Love you baby!! <3

you seem so sweet and gentle when it comes to romance! i bet you'd never hurt your girlfriend
Anonymous

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

Not unless she wants me to… ;P x

your gf is so lucky…